You Can't Make This Up!!

Last Wednesday at 3:00am I woke up by a bug sitting on my ear. I jumped up, adrenaline flowing, I swiped at the bug and assumed that it was knocked off. I lain back down and heard and felt the bug IN MY EAR!!!! IN!!!! Crawling around in MY ear. I could hear and feel it moving around. I slapped Ben to wake up and we ran into the bathroom to see what we could do. Tweezers--nope. Ben couldn't even see it. Blowing my ears--nope. Medicine syringe with rubbing alcohol to flush the DAMN thing out--WORKED!! Ben was able to flush him out enough to grab it with tweezers. The bug was about an inch long. STUPID BOX ELDER!!!! THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! The adrenaline rush cost me 2 hours of precious sleep and nightmares galore. I sleep with cotton in my ears. YUK!!

This is how horror shows are made.

Ms. Molly's First Birthday!!

Notice the puckered lips!


Molly is adorable! She is a good baby. She is fun. She makes us laugh. She talks constantly. She sleeps through the night!! She loves to steal Jack's binkie out of his mouth. She just learned to walk, so cute!! She is tiny. She is our baby girl!!!

Mice?

Do I have mice in my van or did Jack take ONE bite out of each pear? I thought he was just playing in the back seat while I unloaded the van. Stinker!!